Sunday, April 10, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Must do better.
Today I go to Clifton, NJ to discuss a programme for the summmer, a one day thing. My friend Anne Beier is the children's librarian there. It's the first programme they've put on for creative writing, so we'll have to tailor it to the audience. More later - I promise!
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
In that time I have been rear-ended by a hostile Honda, had the company I worked for blow up under me, and visited my in-laws.
Okay, who didn't get the joke?
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Plus I have the very fine plastic viking helmet that Bill Slavin gave me. The chances I have to wear this fine item are few, and I have to seize them when I can.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
My current group is three weeks into the five week course, and we've got five of the original seven. That's pretty good. One kid was clearly too young, and his mother was very apologetic about withdrawing him. The other has been in my class before, and he's pretty hyper - I'm not complaining if he stays away!
We covered dialogue yesterday, making a list of verbs that can be used instead of 'said'. Then we went around making up a conversation between the fictional 'Jim' and 'Steve' in which each participant uttered (there's one!) something in the voice that matched the verb they used. Being ten year olds, we had a lot of "screamed Jim" and "Yelled Steve".
It was great. I am now deaf, and lucky not to be banned from the library.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Anyway, they ask what we've been up to. My former classmates seem largely to be (predictably) a bunch of accountants, finance professionals, civil servants and the like. One's a hedge fund millionaire, one (interestingly - and a nice bloke) is working on creating a museum for the Parachute Regt, one (interestingly, if tragically) died on the way down from the summit of Everest in 1995.
(Other old boys, from other years since 1552 include JRR Tolkien, the painter Burne-Jones, Bill Slim - the best allied general of WWII bar none - the comedian/naturalist/TV personality Bill Oddie and airport novelist supreme Lee Child)
Here's what I claim to have done this year:
This year Howard Whitehouse (1976) has helped dig out a bus from an Andean streambed at 17,000 feet, been stung in the ear by wasps, and written a novel involving quite a lot of zombies. His “Mad Misadventures” series of books for discerning young persons has been sold to a publisher in Belgrade for translation into Serbo-Croat. His luggage was searched in El Salvador. He performed a self-penned song about a courgette in a contest for zucchini-oriented poetry, and came second in a field of two. He has refused to eat deep-fried guinea pig, and thinks you should too.Every bit of this is true.
Posted September 20, 2010, 9:55 AM EST: Absolutely hilarious. The illustrations are perfect and the text is laugh-out-loud funny and ridiculous. Recommended for fans of Howard Whitehouse's other books (and if you haven't read those, you are really missing out!) as well as fans of the slightly absurd who want to laugh a lot. The story is not overly long and would make a great read aloud/read together for middle graders (4th-6th) and their parents.
And here's Melissa at Book Nut:
Thank you, I say. The cheques will be in the mail :)